(Source: chasind)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

  • girl: come over
  • guy: im gay
  • girl: my parents arent home
  • guy: im literally gay

radvillain:

girl: be rough with me ;)

me:

image

coryinthewhorehouse:

gee i wonder what went wrong

(Source: ruinedchildhood)