blastortoise:

random boners are so…stupid…like why..im not horny why are you standin up buddy? is something wrong you moron?

(Source: blastortoise-chan)

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

(Source: indeedisayexquisite)

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

strangevibezz:

MY HEART

(Source: godotal)

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

maeveonnaise:

so i was watching the rugrats movie for the first time in like 10 years and